It was a pretty bizarre way to meet. I noticed her on the subway - she would have been really cute if she hadn't been so drunk. Then she threw up on that bald guy's head. Everyone is freaking out when she suddenly turns to me and calls me her boyfriend. She's not always like that, it was just because the break up was so hard on her. I decide to help her get over it. She's a tough cookie, and pretty wacky. If she wants to know how deep a river is, she'll throw you in, but if y...more

It was a pretty bizarre way to meet. I noticed her on the subway - she would have been really cute if she hadn't been so drunk. Then she threw up on that bald guy's head. Everyone is freaking out when she suddenly turns to me and calls me her boyfriend. She's not always like that, it was just because the break up was so hard on her. I decide to help her get over it. She's a tough cookie, and pretty wacky. If she wants to know how deep a river is, she'll throw you in, but if you can't swim, she'll jump in to save you. Don't ever forget her birthday - she might kill you. But, when I'm taken hostage, she risks her life to save me. She smiles a lot these days and that makes me happy, but I have a feeling it's time she were leaving my side. We put our hearts in a time capsule and set it to open in two years when we'll meet again and see what's inside. Until then, I'm trying to become a better guy because I know that day will come.
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